LAYER 1: (I'm going to be very vague about these, for privacy reasons):
Tell us your...
* Name: Piper Mom
* Birthday (month, day): I'd rather not say
* Birthplace: Texas
* Current location: Southwest US
* Eye color: Golden Brown
* Hair color: Blonde
* Height: 4'9"
* Righty or lefty: Righty
* Zodiac sign: Gemini

LAYER 2:
What's...
* Your heritage: HMMM - Heinz 57
* The shoes you wore today: Black clogs
* Your weakness:
* Your fears:
* Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni
* Goals you’d like to achieve: To raise happy, well-adjusted kids and to continue to be a SAHM
* Your first waking thoughts: Do we have early morning plans or can I sleep in today?
* Your best physical feature: My smile
* Your most missed memory: I miss living in MN. I think it's because it was so carefree and not loaded with responsibility like life is today. Besides - I totally miss the wonderful friends I made there!!!!

LAYER 3:
Do you...
* Smoke: No
* Cuss: I try really hard not to, but sometimes I slip, especially if I'm really stressed out.
* Sing: Yes - not very well though!
* Do you think you’ve been in love: Yes, definitely. I'm in love with my husband right now.
* Did you go to college: Yes.
* Liked high school: No
* Want to get/stay married: Yes. My husband and I plan to stay married until death.
* Believe in yourself: Not enough
* Think you’re attractive: No. My husband would say yes.
* Think you’re a health freak: Hardly
* Get along with your parent(s): Don't have a dad (not a long story) and not such a great relationship with my mother. Weekly phone call and once a month visit fits perfect.
* Like thunderstorms: NO!
* Play an instrument: I used to play the flute

LAYER 4:
In the past month have you…
* Drank alcohol: Yes. My first since having Baby J
* Smoked: No
* Done a drug: Well, if Tylenol counts as a drug, then yes.
* Made out: Yes
* Gone on a date: No
* Gone to the mall: No
* Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Ate a whole sleeve of them from Costco :- )
* Eaten sushi: No.
* Been on stage: No.
* Been dumped: No.
* Gone skating: No.
* Gone skinny dipping: No
* Stolen anything: No

LAYER 5:
Have you ever…
* Played a game that required removal of clothing: No
* Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
* Been caught “doing something”: Yes
* Been called a tease: Yes
* Gotten beaten up: No
* Shoplifted: Yes.

LAYER 6:
* Age you did get/hope to be married: 22
* Numbers and names of children (either you have or want): L, age 4; S, age 2; Baby J, age 2 months.
* Describe your dream mate: My husband is everything I ever wanted in a man. He is loving, sensitive, funny, very smart, ambitious, responsible, resourceful, and a good provider. He's also tall, dark, and very handsome ;)
* How do you want to die: I want to die in my own home, in my sleep.
* What did you want to be when you grow up: An attorney or anything that I made good money and wore a business suit : -).
* What country would you most like to visit: I would love to visit Paris - it's my dream!

LAYER 7: Now tell...
* Name a person you could trust with your life: My husband
* Name a favorite CD that you own: Matchbox Twenty "Yourself or Someone Like You." This CD reminds me of college, and I just never get sick of it.
* Number of piercings: Five - 2 in each ear and Belly Button
* Number of tattoos: One - sun on my lower back. I would love a cool one with all 3 of my kids' intials but am not artistic enough to draw up something.
* Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I have no idea.
* Name a past experience that you regret: too many to list